Michael: All right, so how’d you do it?
G.O.B.: Michael, a magician never reveals his… I sunk it! I sunk the yacht! At least I think I sunk it. I mean, I blew it up and I don’t see it anywhere.
Missing Kitty - 1x18
submission from Adam Murray
Lucille: Oh, for God’s sake. He’s on his own for two days, and he joins a gang.
Beef Consomme - 1x13
J. Walter Weatherman: And that’s why you always leave a note.
Michael: What have we always said is the most important thing?
George Michael: Breakfast.
George Michael: Family. Right. I thought you meant of the things you eat.
Pilot - 1x01
Narrator: After being arrested, he found a loophole in the Mexican judicial system.
George, Sr.: I have… I have money.
Good Grief - 3x04