arrestedwesteros:

Michael: All right, so how’d you do it?
G.O.B.: Michael, a magician never reveals his… I sunk it! I sunk the yacht! At least I think I sunk it. I mean, I blew it up and I don’t see it anywhere. 

Missing Kitty - 1x18

submission from Adam Murray

arrestedwesteros:

“I have Pop-Pop in the attic.”

arrestedwesteros:

Lucille: Oh, for God’s sake. He’s on his own for two days, and he joins a gang.

Beef Consomme - 1x13

arrestedwesteros:

J. Walter Weatherman: And that’s why you always leave a note.

arrestedwesteros:

NO TOUCHING!

arrestedwesteros:

Michael: What have we always said is the most important thing?
George Michael: Breakfast.
Michael: Family.
George Michael: Family. Right. I thought you meant of the things you eat.

Pilot - 1x01

arrestedwesteros:

Narrator: After being arrested, he found a loophole in the Mexican judicial system.
George, Sr.: I have… I have money.

Good Grief - 3x04

arrestedwesteros:

George, Sr: I don’t have time for your magic tricks.
GOB: Illusions, Dad. You don’t have time for my illusions.

Pilot - 1x01

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